Code:
#!/bin/bash
iptables -N LOG_DROP
iptables -A LOG_DROP -j LOG --log-prefix "INPUT:DROP: " --log-level 6
iptables -A LOG_DROP -j DROP
iptables -A INPUT -s x.y.z.a -j DROP
Since apparently filing a bug report when the thing crashes and dies isn't the proper way to do this. I'll just repost my thread all over again since that's _clearly_ going to do more. It's _obviously_ not a bug in the system that makes it literally die.