My guess is that you'll go out and buy a new router...hardly matters which one...and still have your problem.
Your guess is wrong.
I went out and bought a cheap-o $30 D-Link and the issues are completely resolved.
That buys me time. I'm in the hunt for a top-tier solution that isn't Asus. There are too many people making too many similar complaints about their routers. And it goes beyond the routers for me. I have a media player of theirs (O!Play) that's complete trash and their support is non existant. I had a Transformer Prime that was buggy and had to return it to the store because I couldn't get any help from their support. To me, Asus puts out leading edge products that aren't fully debugged and rather than providing support, they move on to the next thing. It works for them I guess, but this is my last Asus mistake.