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I mean, I hate to actually like my ISP. I'm used to dealing with Xfinity for my mom and it is always a literal carbon copy of that South Park episode with them rubbing their nipples and laughing at me.
Anyway I have FIOS 300/300 for $30 a month which I can't complain about, least I've ever paid for internet (and the highest upload speed by far) and it's been that way a few years (they keep raising speed and dropping the price, I was at $40 for years before that, first 100/100, then 200/200, then 300/300, then they dropped the 300/300 to $30). Got my email notice that my bill was ready and it said $35. Went in to check what changed, and it said my plan had gone up $5. No big deal, inflation is driving everything up, but the chat window was at the side so I figured what the heck. Typed in that I was wondering why it went up and why there wasn't any notice (actually I realized after that there was a notice but it was buried in the previous bill under several other notices). Agent said I'm sorry but there has been a $5 increase for all plans in your area, hang on while I check on it. 60 seconds later - "I've adjusted your plan back to the previous amount. I'm sorry but I cannot change the current bill but I've issued a $5 credit to cover the difference. Is there anything else I can help you with"? So you made my current bill effectively the same and locked me in at my old rate, and you're apologizing?
I felt like saying, um, I feel that was kinda anti-climatic, where's the hours of arguing and having to escalate and call retentions and threaten to change providers? Now I have to do something productive with that time..... but I don't think sarcasm translates well to Hindi (or possibly Malay, they both work this time of night).
I mean I gotta say, if you have the option, FIOS has definitely been the best internet I've had in my lifetime, just some info for those who may be considering their options. Or if nothing else, always keep in mind it never hurts to ask (unless its Xfinity and you don't have several hours to bang your head against a wall).
Actually another funny story about Verizon. Back in 2001 and the days of DSL I moved into a brand new condo. AT&T (at the time, pre Comcast) offered cable but next street over, not mine. Verizon definitely had DSL on the street and we were like 500 feet from the CO but my building was not in their system yet and kept saying not available. I googled the CEO's email address, emailed him, he actually replied (99.9% certain it was not an assistant, it was just a quick note that he told the local office to check it and signed it "-Ivan". A few days later, tech was out installing it (1.5/384 - excellent speed in those days). I guess being by far the second in market share in most areas (both then and now) really is a good motivator. Plus with more choices like 5G now, competition is a good thing.
I've also said this in various forums and to many people over the years. I work for a large international company, and with a lot of people in India and Asia PAC as a whole. The US (and most of South America to a certain extent) is one of the only countries where "please" and "thank you" is an optional thing. Not being excessively polite is interpreted as rude in many many countries around the world, especially Asian countries (including India). Make sure you put plenty of those in there, and whenever they say I hope your day is going well, say the same back to them, etc, etc. It makes a HUGE difference on the outcome. I mean, even in the US, they're so used to dealing with angry, irate customers, being polite and friendly is a breath of fresh air and they are much more willing to help you out.
Anyway I have FIOS 300/300 for $30 a month which I can't complain about, least I've ever paid for internet (and the highest upload speed by far) and it's been that way a few years (they keep raising speed and dropping the price, I was at $40 for years before that, first 100/100, then 200/200, then 300/300, then they dropped the 300/300 to $30). Got my email notice that my bill was ready and it said $35. Went in to check what changed, and it said my plan had gone up $5. No big deal, inflation is driving everything up, but the chat window was at the side so I figured what the heck. Typed in that I was wondering why it went up and why there wasn't any notice (actually I realized after that there was a notice but it was buried in the previous bill under several other notices). Agent said I'm sorry but there has been a $5 increase for all plans in your area, hang on while I check on it. 60 seconds later - "I've adjusted your plan back to the previous amount. I'm sorry but I cannot change the current bill but I've issued a $5 credit to cover the difference. Is there anything else I can help you with"? So you made my current bill effectively the same and locked me in at my old rate, and you're apologizing?
I felt like saying, um, I feel that was kinda anti-climatic, where's the hours of arguing and having to escalate and call retentions and threaten to change providers? Now I have to do something productive with that time..... but I don't think sarcasm translates well to Hindi (or possibly Malay, they both work this time of night).
I mean I gotta say, if you have the option, FIOS has definitely been the best internet I've had in my lifetime, just some info for those who may be considering their options. Or if nothing else, always keep in mind it never hurts to ask (unless its Xfinity and you don't have several hours to bang your head against a wall).
Actually another funny story about Verizon. Back in 2001 and the days of DSL I moved into a brand new condo. AT&T (at the time, pre Comcast) offered cable but next street over, not mine. Verizon definitely had DSL on the street and we were like 500 feet from the CO but my building was not in their system yet and kept saying not available. I googled the CEO's email address, emailed him, he actually replied (99.9% certain it was not an assistant, it was just a quick note that he told the local office to check it and signed it "-Ivan". A few days later, tech was out installing it (1.5/384 - excellent speed in those days). I guess being by far the second in market share in most areas (both then and now) really is a good motivator. Plus with more choices like 5G now, competition is a good thing.
I've also said this in various forums and to many people over the years. I work for a large international company, and with a lot of people in India and Asia PAC as a whole. The US (and most of South America to a certain extent) is one of the only countries where "please" and "thank you" is an optional thing. Not being excessively polite is interpreted as rude in many many countries around the world, especially Asian countries (including India). Make sure you put plenty of those in there, and whenever they say I hope your day is going well, say the same back to them, etc, etc. It makes a HUGE difference on the outcome. I mean, even in the US, they're so used to dealing with angry, irate customers, being polite and friendly is a breath of fresh air and they are much more willing to help you out.