Okay, done. I did the following:
- Unplugged the USB flash drive from the RT-AC3200
- Re-Uploaded 384.4
- Initiated a Factory Reset from the GUI
- Waited for 10 minutes after reboot
- Turned SSH on, then turned the power switch off (I have no idea why I have to power-cycle to make SSH accept a connection, but even a Reboot from the GUI doesn't get the job done)
- With the power switch off, unplugged the power supply, turned power switch back on for five seconds, turned power switch off, plugged the power back up, and turned the power switch back on.
- Plugged in a USB flash drive containing my NVRAM settings backup
- Restored Settings and rebooted
Sadly, I'm back to having all sorts of problems, as before: the Ecobee thermostat, Ubuntu laptop, some Chromecasts, and some LIFX bulbs now can't connect to Wi-Fi.
So, I'll be returning to 384.3 shortly, and will report back. Thanks again for your help, skeal.