How Not To Fix a Hot-running ASUS router

[martinr]

A quintessentially British solution.

"Blessed are the cheesemakers."

 

[Jack Yaz]

Can they be banned now for spamming offtopic on multiple threads?

 

[RMerlin]

If you have a hardware issue with your router, then please contact Asus. There is nothing that the software can do to fix your hardware issues.

 

[atkinsom]

Ok guys OP is messing with everyone here for sure! Had a good time reading all the funny comments Give the guy credit he got the thread hopping.

 

[PowerChaos]

well to finish this up
if you never want trouble anymore , try this solution
i am sure you love it , as that all you can do for now ( specialy when you trow away your heatsink and other chips )

or a better movie

as you can see , it keeps it cool , do the same with your router and you do not need to worry anymore about overheating

or to compare the stuff

Grts from PowerChaos

 

[martinr]

Very nice, but Colin's carton of milk takes the prize, for me.

 

[Ronb55]

Crystal Ball is having problems accessing the alpha-beta_380.69_announcement table in the RMerlin_superdev.local database (Mysql on @MerlinDev.localhost).
This error may be related to the following previously reported reasons:
"Alpha, Beta or release versions are posted only when they are ready to post"

There may be more reasons but due to the frequency this error comes up, only the topmost reason is given.

Maybe your crystal ball is over-heating?

 

[Kal1975]

martinr, I don't think he meant cheesemakers literally...I think he meant all dairy producers, generally!

I think that's how it goes.

 

[martinr]

martinr, I don't think he meant cheesemakers literally...I think he meant all dairy producers, generally!

I think that's how it goes.

Pretty close .....

 

[Vexira]

why doesnt the op just liquid cool his router, its easier than taking the fans out if i could work out how to do it i would.
Fully custom loop cooler, id cool the cpu ram and the baord.

 

[Xentrk]

I wonder how many routers ended up getting washed away in the floods created by the recent Hurricanes? I miss the segment "Does it Sink or Does It Float on the The David Letterman Show. My bet is a router would sink.

 

[RMerlin]

I wonder how many routers ended up getting washed away in the floods created by the recent Hurricanes? I miss the segment "Does it Sink or Does It Float on the The David Letterman Show. My bet is a router would sink.

My bet is on the RT-AC5300 coming to live, and swimming away to safety.

 

[ColinTaylor]

I miss the segment "Does it Sink or Does It Float on the The David Letterman Show. My bet is a router would sink.

Ah, but will it blend?
https://www.youtube.com/user/Blendtec/videos?sort=p&flow=grid&view=0

 

[Xentrk]

Ah, but will it blend?
https://www.youtube.com/user/Blendtec/videos?sort=p&flow=grid&view=0

I will have to watch those. Thanks sending me the link. Those look entertaining.

 

[Clark Griswald]

I wonder how many routers ended up getting washed away in the floods created by the recent Hurricanes? I miss the segment "Does it Sink or Does It Float on the The David Letterman Show. My bet is a router would sink.

For us old timers, I would like to see Letterman throw it off the roof.
https://giphy.com/posts/top-10-gifs-of-david-letterman-throwing-stuff-off-the-roof/?4

 

[TonyH]

Maybe OP does not understand the true meaning of heat sink....

 

[thelonelycoder]

Maybe OP does not understand the true meaning of heat sink....

Maybe OP was having fun with us while eating a hot Pork feast – “Pomana porcului”
From:
28 Romanian Foods The Whole World Should Know

 

[Clark Griswald]

Maybe OP was having fun with us while eating a hot Pork feast – “Pomana porcului”
From:
28 Romanian Foods The Whole World Should Know

I can cook that on my overheating router, and serve during halftime.

 

[Veky]

My bet is on the RT-AC5300 coming to live, and swimming away to safety.

Related -> https://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/4cp5gu/psbattle_asus_rtac5300_router

 

[rtn66uftw]

Wait I thought OP was trolling all along, no?